Short and Sweet

Well I meant to give  you some candy last night but instead I went to bed early like a little bitch. I've been sick but that's neither here nor there.  I'm gonna go lay back down but I figured I would at least write an apologetic poem to make up for me being so busy.

Blood is red,
Bruises are blue,
Dwarves have big heads,
And wtf did the lollipop guild in the wizard of oz actually do?  Were they like a legitimate union for the production of lollipops?  Screw getting to the emerald city and meeting all those other characters.  They really buried the lead, I want to know about those tiny little singing people.  While we are on the subject, that film was so played out that I grew to hate it.  I don't really think it's synchronized with that Pink Floyd album and the witch wasn't the real villain in that movie. 
~fin